September 8, 2014


Land of Excess doesn’t know what we would do if we were required to visit the “GRAND 2-story foyer” in this “Former Toll Brothers Signature Collection model home!”  We would be too afraid of these stairs to get any closer.  And it looks way too scary to go straight through between the stairs towards those columns in the back because those columns look too much like some kind of quick-acting snapping mouth-trap.  Does not this whole heaping mess of construction materials remind anyone of the creepy monsters fought off by Sigourney Weaver in outer space?   All yours in Potomac, MD for $2,975,000 including garaging for 3, 6 full and 2 partial bathrooms, and 5 bedrooms.  You will find us hiding under the bed.