September 16, 2013


Hey is that Land of Excess’s founder, disguised in a blond wig as Joelle Van Dyne, Certified Real Estate Assistant [who happens to have a Masters Degree in English Lit] ???  Is that her in the mirror, with the handbag on one arm, notebook under the other, trying to take real estate-type photos???  Did we get you a-wondering there, for just a second?  We think if we were the sellers of this “CUSTOM BUILT BEAUTY” in Vienna, VA with its 7 full and 2 half baths, 4 car garage, and 7 bedrooms, we might be all in a huff.   For a $1,800,000 listing, aren’t the photos supposed to, uh, not look like this??