May 15, 2013



“Help me!” yelled the residential building in panic and desperation.  “Get this yucky thing off the front of my my face!!!!” it shouted.  “Get those badly proportioned poking-up things off my top!!!!”  it pleaded.  Land of Excess feels bad enough for this place that we are thinking of dispatching the Land of Excess Emergency Task Force and Rescue Team to take care of these 10 full bathrooms and 7 bedrooms and garaging for 4 cars in Clifton, VA.  All for $3,450,000.