March 18, 2013


Land of Excess looked through this online real estate listing in Great Falls, VA and kept seeing refrigerators and sinks and stoves and such so we did a count.  5 refrigerators (single or double), 7 plus ovens.  See details below.  There is also an elevator, a 5 car garage, 8 full and 2 half baths, and 8 bedrooms.   Yours for $4,999,000. including the fake mullions and fake who knows what else.  “Hurry!” exhorts the listing text.

—-“Gorgeous Kitchen” with double subzero refrigerator, 4 ovens, 6-8 stove-top burners

—-“Butler’s Pantry” with small sink and big wine refrigerator plus refrigerator or freezer drawer.

—-“Wet Bar in Basement” with full size double door refrigerator and freezer below, small sink, and oven (microwave?)

—-“Kitchen in Apartment” with large double door refrigerator with freezer below, and one oven.  Don’t see any stove top burners.

—-“Outdoor Kitchen” involving at least a big grill and 2 smaller grills, one with oven below, and one or two below counter refrigerators