February 24, 2014

1036-Towlston-front-copy

Today Land of Excess brings you this rendering of a “TO BE BUILT” residential dwelling.  This listing gives an address that is in the westernmost part of McLean, VA, and not where the broker seems to think– “Set in prestigious Ballantrae Farm minutes from D.C.”  We suppose a confused broker matches up nicely with the confused “builder” who included two lacking-a-functional-reason-to-exist columned pediments (to the left and right of the grotesquely ballooned porte cochere.)   All yours somewhere in McLean for $10,950,000 including garaging for 5, 6 full baths, and 6 bedrooms.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6OVLURcbU  (1028 Towlston Rd)