December 16, 2013


Land of Excess has found a real doozy of a master bathroom in this listing from the outer reaches of Great Falls, VA .  Look at all the gold-colored stuff!!   Looky-looky at the frieze over the thoroughly columnated fireplace!!  We don’t know what to say about the gold stuff stuck on the sides of the tub throne.  We don’t like the interplay of that design with the design of the gold stuff stuck on the sink vanity/cabinet doors.  And wow look at the silvery mess of trim on the ceiling with the kind of stunted chandelier-thingie.  What is going on with that?  Land of Excess knows not what to do but shoot ourselves in the face.