July 24, 2015

946-Hickory-Run-front-hall

Land of Excess can’t resist presenting this interior shot from the “Gated Private Paradise” that we discussed yesterday. Who can help us parse this interior decor? Getting right down to details, will someone please help us understand the thought processes behind those little white parentheses-type things glued to the walls on either sides of the double-debutante stairway? Are they actually dolphin shapes or are we over-interpreting with an over-indulgence of good will? And are those puti up there on the ceiling, lost in that hash of fingerpainting? What would The Donald say? Something not too bright, we are guessing. Great Falls, VA, $5,999,000, etc. etc.