July 23, 2015


Here is your dream home, Trump-ettes!  Your own “Gated Private Paradise”, perfect for a fundraising fete for your favorite third-party candidate!  A security team’s dream, this five acre parcel in Great Falls, VA is fully fenced with iron gates– gates sure to please the Trumpster with their gold tips and fancy filigree!  Anyway, no trouble here keeping out those delusional  common folk!!

And by the way, what is wrong with these real estate people, asks Land of Excess?  Why didn’t they turn the multitiered fountain on full blast for the photographer?

All yours for $5,999,000 with over 17,000 finished square feet including garaging for 8, 7 full and 1 partial bath, and 6 bedrooms.